Want to pee stood up..
Like Men DO!!, All over the show..
Write my name in snow
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Written July 20th, 2002
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LMAO. This is brilliant! Oh, I love it. Yes, to be able to write your name in snow. These men just don't realise how lucky they are.
A masterpiece!
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That's the most interesting thing I've heard all day..
I dread to think what it looks like but only can imagine.. being a nurse and seeing all manner of unmentionable objects for the female anatomy.. rofl 
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Tried to get here through the back door but didn't find it
Anyway, I had a good laugh with this one! And you know what, there is a device to buy here in Belgium that helps women to pee just like men do
Very handy thing to have in your purse if you go to a rock concert lol
Enjoyed this one, thanks!
Hugs,
Mari
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Now that was funny. Reminds me of my son wanting to stand up cuz he hears it is how to do it. Tho thank god hubby sits so son does as well. And the name in the snow thingy I think is a mans way to show his manhood. LMAO
Hugs and bites, Lady Raven -
hey, at least i can attempt it haha
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yeeeeeeeeeeeees, i totally understand, yet as a girl i am .... maybe not unable, but it wold b a bit tricky to write my name in the snow, with my pee. but newayz great stuffs x
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umm interesting
hope you ran fast.
nurse chilly would take a lot of pee to spell out in such an innacurate manner
haiku on girly.
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My god.. that's one helluva pee!!! roflmaolmao
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i have penis envy too, i got mine caught in my zipper and it ripped off when i was trying to free it lol. hehehe just get some friends to lift you up - one holding each leg and then you can go for writing your name in the snow
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this has got to be the best show of penis envy ever. I think i'll go write NURSE CHILLY in the snow now. haah....
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Look, I never got haikus (yet I did japanese and even been there?!?) Though I kinda dig this cause it's subject was funny and made sense. Still, can't say I'm a fan of haikus... (no offense, it's my personal thing).
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hahahahahh thanks Deb.. you know.. I may just promote this again ..for a laugh...
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Loved it
Oh, oh. I so needed this today. You made me laugh...and remember events I'd tried hard to forget. I vaguely recall such an attempt - made under the influence of alcohol, and in response to some jibe made by an ex-husband about a woman's failings in this regard. Yup. Wish I could say I vindicated all of my sex by my effort, but unfortunately I think my name was quite illegible...even under the influence. Ah, well. If one does not remember herstory, one might be tempted to repeat it. (shudder)
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Very good Chilly... LOL ;-) I have penis envy all right, I can't seem to get one when I want one. chasingtheday: that doesn't mean that I want one attached to my body; I want one to be there when I have the urge! *naughty laugh* LOL -
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~~Is not one to subject my tool to such torcher of cold!
But has known 4 years ... when gathering snow for snow
ice cream.. NEVER , NEVER Get yellow snow!!!
Michael -
don't touch it!
one winter, my best friend wrote my name in the snow, and he clamed it was with WATER but i dont know... lol... ya know since i cant do it.. lol... -
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Very funny. Freud was right. He-he. -
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lol yup I'm guilty of it too...i alwys wondered why boys got ot do more creative things! haha :P -
don't touch it!
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women can stop streams
so can also write in print
but watching our feet
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peeing in the snow
woman can only scriptwrite
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don't touch it!
hey they are all we have left...i think..well eerr ummm...anyways my ex...u have heard of her already used to be quite adapt at the verticle arrangement of urinating.....always facinated me....the secret is bricks....i'lll let you ponder such....lollolol@ya poem -
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Bet it would be shakey writing though, men cant keep it straight or aim for that matter, hehe yes I agree with purple........I am putting a target down the loo with a bell on it so my son has to aim straight.
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LOL@fandango. I bet if us women had knobs we wouldnt piss all over the toilet seat :0)
Purple xxx -
don't touch it!
TRYING TO PEE WHEN IT IS STANDING UP IS DIFFICULT AND TAKES GREAT TIMING AND ACCURACY.........LOL
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When you pee can you write my name in the snow?
LOL
Cheers
Allain
Nice Haiku -
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lol Gill just don't let the nieghbours catcha ..lol -
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LOL..but I bet they have a bitch of a time dotting their I's ;) -
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unfortunately when men get old they no longer write script, only puntuation marks. -
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oops!!!!!!! forgot the rating! -
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you are a nut!!!!!!! :o) :o) :o)
the only reason i wished to be a man was so i can play hockey when i was growing up. -
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thanks Jaden..have corrected the mistake lolmaolol whoops couldn,t help that..1st you bad boy make it 200 lines..and lost Haiku is about the universe so don,t men think they rule the universe with their willies..lmao...thanks all for the comments..~~~GILL~~~
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don't touch it!
ummm, not to sound COMPLETELY sick...but you could also put a period at the end of a sentence, being a woman and all.
Oh that was a bloody terrible humor attempt.
I better go write 100 times in the snow...
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WSD -
don't touch it!
Haha, again thank you for the smile, I love your sense of humour!!
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It's not haiku unless you make 'lol' go away in the first line. You bring up a paradox that has mystified men for eons. Can women pee in the snow? Do they have the retention and control capability to actually write their name? These questions I have pondered on for many years. Hmmmmm. -
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Arent haikus nature? I guess snow is nature.
Lol @ you having penis envy -
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Tried writing in the snow once - but my Mom recognised my handwriting!!! -
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lol @chasing always so obliging.....definetely a diff write here girl lol -
lmao @ all the comments lol..thanks guys..~~~GILL~~
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lol nice write
Edited by Lost soul on right now because 'because I am a Geordie and I can't spell :O('. -
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hehehe why be envious, you gals can get one anytime you want to lol :) -
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LOL :P long name LOL -
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i saw this picture of three girls peeing in latrines standing up. so it is possible (sick picture tho)
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Nam
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