I've got an Hour Glass figure
Without the hour
The Big hand keeps striking
And the little hand
Well, that dissapeared a long time ago
The sand keeps on moving
Landing in the bottom of the glass
I try to run away
So it don,t settle on my ass
I am the perfect weight you see
It's just, I'm the wrong bloody height
Another few more inches
And my waist would be perfect
For those gentle pinches
So when you find that hour!!!
My glass is waiting
So please wind me back up
And I'll chase those seconds once more
Author notes
Went to keep fat...well keep fit the other night and my dear friend Babs made this hilarious comment about an hour glass figure, so I promised her a poem...heehehheeee..
Written July 27th, 2002
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I went to keep fit once, I didn't DO anything I just went
As a person who has lost three stone in three months (stress and no more fresh cream taste panels
) I wouldn't bother, the cost of new clothes!!!
A funny poem, with a nice little touch at the end.
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great poem, quite humorous, keep up the good work! -
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How 'bout we just turn you upside down? (I have a Coke bottle figure myself...too bad it's a two-liter.) >8?{! -
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This is cute...LOL @ Chasing and Citrus...I've always thought I look like a lightbulb --> with legs. =) m -
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Dont worry about it Gill, I have a beer glass figure! -
don't touch it!
lmao this was so cute and funny its great
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heheheheh
The sand keeps on moving
Landing in the bottom of the glass
I try to run away
So it don,t settle on my ass
heeheee.... Ahhhhh brilliant its all so tru damnit *thumbs up* -
don't touch it!
A very cute little poem. Good to look at that stereotype. Hour glass, ha! -
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thanks for the laugh really needed it tonite...loved this one! -
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Haha, this is great!! You have the best sense of humour!
No problem letting you use my photo!! LOL! :o) -
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LMBO Gill...blame it on those child bearing years and that middle age syndrome...you are 40 now....heehee. Love ya! Very cute write...:)
~Gayla~ -
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Great words from da nurse. -
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i like my figure, not that i am checking myself out or anything.
:0)
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thanks everyone for the great comments...we all need to alugh a little more at ourselves..lol...~~~GILL~~~
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nothin wrong with luv handles me old china. i'd sort ya a knee trembler me old Islington. -
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Tis the plight of women to fear and fret the figure they develop after the time, when they loose that perfect image, and come to see the delicate swell of motherly pains...
But for us men, we fail to see the looks that are besowed and see the beauty within.. For looks are an illusion that some place to much upon. And all that is left is the sweetness of soul.
LOL Good fun here Gill!!!! -
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love it! very, very funny!!!!!!!
remember the good old times when we used to look like in this picture?????????
Edited by Windsong on right now. -
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Fun read. NC
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hehehe i just look like a barrel
with a hat and scarf :) -
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LOL that's all lol Val
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