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I love tiny teddies...they're cute and really small
I just can't help myself and have to eat them all
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Oh pussy dear can you help me please
Way up there on the bench, I see cheese
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Purdy's our cat and rules the house
Much too lazy to catch a mouse
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Just the other day when to the market I went
I found some funny fruit that was yellow and bent
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It really is depressing, going to fill up What used to fill my car now won't fill an egg cup
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My hubby has a new remote, it's his favourite toy
He says that it will only work if you are a boy
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Mrs Wiggs is the keeper of the cabbage patch
She just loves her work growing babies by the batch
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Being humourous in a poem brief Really may cause some poets lots of grief
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Oh Officer Pleeeeeeeeese...you don't understand
I need to audition and it's been planned
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Those who judge others without caring for the truth Poison our society with lies so uncouth
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Been married twice...a battered wife Now found soul mate to share my life
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Loghan you are my little man One more year has now just began
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Here he comes again, that sucker in his boat
I think I'll have him this time, if these notes float
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We are ten top guard dogs, protecting this big prize
Just the very size of it...a feast for the eyes
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With a population of only eight hundred here Traffic jams are non existent and would be real queer
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It really is a pleasant place to share some friendly cheer
Inviting friends and family for a barbecue and beer
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November 19th will be so great
On that day you will be turning eight
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To live in a small country town really is the best
No such thing as traffic lights, so put your mind at rest
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How many times must a dunk fall down
Before they'll spill their beer can
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Hmmmm...FUNGUS you say...let me see
I think it's found under a tree
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Have you heard the saying "Has the cat got your tongue"?
I saw this little picture and thought it'd be fun
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Halloween is drawing near
Nothing for children to fear
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I remember when I was just a kid
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Some days are good and some are bad
The bad ones make me really sad
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Six bottles I carried home from the pub
I thought that I needed them with my grub
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Let me introduce you to my Furby
He sings and talks and his name's not Herbie
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